It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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