This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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