I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Actions speak louder than pants.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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