I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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