i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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