I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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