we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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