There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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