I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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