Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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