I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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