Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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