just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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