entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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