either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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