We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
the liver wants what the liver wants
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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