I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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