just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Just invented taco cereal.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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