Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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