i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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