i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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