why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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