She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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