It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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