I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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