I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Randomize
