Pants 0. Shit 1.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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