Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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