I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i permit you to call me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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