Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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