How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he puts the penis in happiness.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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