i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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