i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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