piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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