I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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