I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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