I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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