I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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