But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Couch. On fire.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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