pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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