WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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