she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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