evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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