Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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