All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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