I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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