why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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