he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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