Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
