Rock
Scissors
Fuck
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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