just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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