Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
