I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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