I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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