That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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